Smoking weed helps me
Forget all of your bull shit
Worst father ever

Fucking you over
Through income tax deductions
Thirteen hundo, bitch

Found your stenograph
Deserved what you got, dumbass
Hope prison was fun

Good parents do not
Leave pornographic comics
In the living room

You drink way too much
And then drive your van back home
I hope you crash, dad

Your stupid white van
Pulls in the driveway at 5
Always hope it won't.

I have five pound weights
Which I use for muscle tone
I would bludgeon you.