Monday, March 21, 2011

Smoking weed helps me
Forget all of your bull shit
Worst father ever
Fucking you over
Through income tax deductions
Thirteen hundo, bitch

Friday, March 4, 2011

Found your stenograph
Deserved what you got, dumbass
Hope prison was fun
Good parents do not
Leave pornographic comics
In the living room

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

You drink way too much
And then drive your van back home
I hope you crash, dad
Your stupid white van
Pulls in the driveway at 5
Always hope it won't.
I have five pound weights
Which I use for muscle tone
I would bludgeon you.