Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Self deprecation
Helps me cope with your horse shit
Don't look at me, please.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Smoking weed all day
Helps to ease the suffering
Of my discontent

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I think one day I
Will piss on your lazy boy
Then leave for 3 months
Thinking about you
Eating your own eyebrow hair
Makes me sick, dad
I always see you
Pulling out your eyebrow hair
And then eating it

Monday, March 21, 2011

Smoking weed helps me
Forget all of your bull shit
Worst father ever
Fucking you over
Through income tax deductions
Thirteen hundo, bitch