Smoking weed all day
Helps to ease the suffering
Of my discontent

I think one day I
Will piss on your lazy boy
Then leave for 3 months

Thinking about you
Eating your own eyebrow hair
Makes me sick, dad

I always see you
Pulling out your eyebrow hair
And then eating it

Smoking weed helps me
Forget all of your bull shit
Worst father ever

Fucking you over
Through income tax deductions
Thirteen hundo, bitch

Found your stenograph
Deserved what you got, dumbass
Hope prison was fun